• She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
  • Ever since you started sleeping with her, your life has turned upside down but of course your stepmother in the village is to blame.
  • She has stopped you from eating fish. Ever since she came into your life, it’s only chicken or meat, nothing that comes from the sea.
  • She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact, she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream. You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
  • She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day and you don’t even know her birthday sef. She never gets jealous or goes through your phone and she couldn’t care less about your Facebook password. In fact she’s the best!
  • If the girl you’re with falls into all these categories, you better wake up my guy, NA FISH SHE BE!!!

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    1. This Mammy Water of a thing ; is it an imaginary fantasy or does it really exist as an entity? Please I want to know the truth. Can someone enlighten me,?

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