7. Get ready for us to be really elitist about some of your favorite TV shows. F.uck The Big Bang Theory. Let’s move on.
8. THERE’S PAIN BEHIND THESE EYES. All right, let’s dial it down a bit, but just because we’re making jokes doesn’t mean we’re constantly happy-go-lucky.
If anything, it’s a defense mechanism. Even if we’re laughing, just check in with us sometimes.
9. We can’t always be “on” with you. While our friends typically get our whole funny shtick 24/7, you’re not always going to get that with us. Sometimes we need to be boring and unfunny.
10. We are your secret weapon at office dinner parties. We’ll charm the hell out of anyone you need us to. Your boss? Your coworkers? That weird guy you can’t quite figure out? We’re all best friends now. We are like locksmiths but with people.
who is ds writer. r u speaking in parables