10.

note10

Mom, I’m going to run away tomroe at 9:30 wean you and Dad are steeping. Be sure to say goo d by for ever. Emily P.S. I will be packind tonight.

First thing that came to my mind, Do her parents really go to bed that early?

We hope Emily has some kind of coveted skills because with spelling this deplorable it’s going to be hard for her to find and hold down a good job.

11.

note11

Daddy is meen he is nowere to be seen he stinks like a diper that just makes him hiper.

Rock on with the rhyming little kid. That a pretty great Kanye in the making!

12.

note13

I’m angry at you and im not talking to you today and tomorow.

P.s all day. P.S.S I still love you

This is one of the most human notes ever written. Here’s the deal, you royally pissed me off and I am not in the mood to have much of anything to do with you for quite awhile.

That’s how pissed I am. But maybe this weekend we can go grab a beer at Quilox?

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