1. Whenever you see bus 5 coming.
EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!
2. When you hear “Caution! Caution!! Caution!!!”
Hay God! It’s all over.
3. When they start an announcement with “good news!”
You already know you don’t care.
4. One hour after they call Prof. Aize Obayan to “round up”:
It’s not over?
5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
Really Nigga?
6. This difficult choice:
Just let your pocket decide.
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