Eat anything in excess that would normally make you ill, and just ride the wave.

For me it’s cheese. I’ll just get a wedge of triple creme, a giant baguette, and take them down. Then wait a few hours and own the bathroom.

Never close the door when using the bathroom no matter what you’re doing.

If you have cats, they’ve seen it all before, and they don’t care, in fact they won’t admit it, but they like to watch.

Don’t brush your teeth for three days.

Cause you ran out of toothpaste, and it’s his turn to buy. Who are we if we don’t stick to our principles?

Eat everything you can out of jars with your fingers instead of using spoons.

But don’t forget which finger you used to fling your nose booger…Oh NO!!

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