If by now you’re not aware that Facebook Founder, Mark Zuckerberg is in Lagos, Nigeria…Then you should throw away your mobile phone.
..and if you’re aware he’s in Lagos..you should be as excited as I am..Even though I have no hope and chance of meeting him. 🙁 Introvert…Thou art an heartless bitch… 🙁
So, someone on Twitter asked the most serious question of all…and here it is:
The greatest unanswered question in the Universe right now: Where will Mark Zuckerberg eat his first Nigerian Jollof Rice?
— Victor Asemota (@asemota) August 30, 2016
1. White House, Yaba
I mean he’s in Yaba which is like the Nigerian tech industry space (since they hate the Yabacon valley tag) and what better place to get Mark to try Jollof than White House? He can like to visit YabaLeft too 🙂
2. Olaiya
Olaiya is in surulere 🙂
3. Ghana High
Emmm…We didn’t say try Ghanaian Jollof..You can’t even see Ghanaian Jollof in Nigeria :/
Don’t be confused Mark, we’re actually giving you Nigerian jollof please. Go to Ghana High in Marina and have yourself some good jollof. Tell them we sent you!
4. Yellow Chilli
A trial will convince you, Visit Yellow Chilli today.
5. Just wait for a Saturday
We don’t know your itinerary Mark but if you intend to stay until Saturday, just have whatever you want and gatecrash one Yoruba wedding on Saturday and eat that good good jollof rice.