MOST men – and their women – would like to have a mean-sized 4-5 to ensure pleasure between the sheets.
But Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and his wife want exactly the opposite. That’s because Mnombo’s snake-sized 4-5 is allegedly too big, hairy and scary for his new wife’s kitten!
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife said she’s not being entertained by his bullish 4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.
Mnombo, a local soccer player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, allegedly got klapped on Friday night by his new makoti on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the pre-intimacy, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”
Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying.
“We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her.
“I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his makoti at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married.
“I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and not joystick shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo.
When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.
“He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him,” she said.
The couple agreed to get counselling and said they would not involve the police.
Too small na problem
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d kind of news u love to hear
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ara Jim not so….I only ansed ur question na….I mean no harm tho….u look cute shaa
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She have A choice buy a dildo that fits
Lol
U wey dey laf, wic size u prefer?
Is okay
@asikiya abi ooo.
Tell that man to come Nigeria Abg
Xo na that size u like??? Badt gurl
Hahahaha
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the ladies here, do u prefer big dick or small ones? ah, cuz ur fellow ladies always complain their guys dick is big, but ur pussy also enjoys swallowing our big dick
For me o I like big dick
I love big dick too
Na wa oooooo
Which one do you like?
And he can’t even do anything that time . even if the woman was killing him then.the thing don enter brain
madam take am easy o abi u no test d tin b4 u marry why dis nah
no be his fault na God give am
Wot oda girls are dying to receive… Chai!!!!! U dey miss oo
A so him useless make a woman a batter him must a fool!
Abeg i no understand ur grammatology… ?
What you don’t understand mercy?
Let some one who knows English tell you what i said ok
U jst murdered Eng
Bros carry am come Naija Nigerian bebs love big D lolss
Abeg give us tutorial on how to use it effectively
Loi
Nothing we no go hear in this world
Ok
the ladies here, do u prefer big dick or small ones? ah, cuz ur fellow ladies always complain their guys dick is big, but ur pussy also enjoys swallowing our big dick
I love big dick
When some crying for medium u no thank GOD for seeing u see big one
Lie lie story
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Stories
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Such happen when she is not aroused. They need lubricant since the natural one is not working.
Oge Opara
Come here right now
Come here and do what? ? ? ? ? lol
Oh my God
Yaba right or left, abeg make una take am easy oooo..
U say na Ur husband u no taste it b4 u accepted to married him, dat mins u buy tokumbo UK used dick
Hahaha so funny
Hahahahaha nawa
I waka pass ooooo
Ntor!!! Sex go soon wipeen out of the surface of this earth
Just goes to prove—No matter what he does, A guy can NEVER satisfy a woman. 🙂
you are lying @ loveth sorry…..why do ladies cheat in a relationship or marriage? Mostly they cheat bcos their husband size doesn’t satisfy them. Honestly i would hardly believe dat the size doesn’t matter it does
There are tiny ones anyway maybe you havent come across
If its small problem, now its big wahalla ! Ooh.
Wonders shall never end
Lol na pants u go they were for it
Is how big and also make use of it too my dear
Hmmmm maybe u are right but I never see a man without dick. And for cheating on him does it mean they never dated before d marriage? Why marrying some one u don’t enjoy in bed or
OK na
Sorry man.go and reduce it since she don’t like ur big dick. But some ladies prefer big one sha.
Some people will not appreciate what they have till they lose it. She went too far sha, abi the guy no know how to use wetin him get?
i laugh! hahahaha
Cus u do it too
Don’t worry bro come to nigeria meet nigerian girls they have deepest pussy especially igbo girls who have been digging their viginas since they were 10yrs old
Chai Mr dick man, na only u waka come back!!, with wounds