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A man has confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom… he was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.

According to Vanguard, the self-confessed wizard said:

“I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

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  30. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..! I No Fit Laugh, Him Just Take Off Frm Benin Crash For Sapele., Him Get Luck Say Him Neva Go Far; Na For Pacific Ocean Him For Crash Him Life.. Funny Pple

  45. Did the plane crash before flying? if the plane crashed before flying, two things are involved. either it was in ur dream u saw plane or u were actually coming very close to the tail side of the plane in the airport before the breeze sent u to the Sapele river from Benin. But if the plane had already moved from Benin to UK before crashing, only one thing involved. Oga, u no dey inside that plane. As the plane was flying, u too, dey fly dey follow am before forces in da air sent u back with full force and landed u inside the Sapele river. Oga u get luck but I’m sure u won’t be this lucky next time.

  71. Ha! Thank God o.. that it wasn’t aircraft that crashed else we will just ear that thousand of people have died. It’s like this witchcraft is better than aircraft o, nothing has happened to the one and only pilot and passenger…

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