Cheap: Unlike pineapples, apples and the likes, cucumbers are cheap. You can get one medium-sized cucumber for as low as 80 Naira.
You don’t have to break your purse going out or having to go on dates with the hope that the guy will give you his cucumber. Aunty, just go to Mama Chidinma down the road and get one. No sweat.
Availability: You don’t have to go far to get a cucumber. Sure there is that bachelor neighbour that is always doing shakara because he has a lifetime supply of cucumbers or your best friend always taunting you with tales of how her boyfriend gives her cucumber.
Buy yours. And unlike “seedless grapes” you don’t have to go to the abroad to get them. Just remember Mama Chidinma has quality ones
